Would you rather…

Husband: Would you rather be a widow or divo…
Me: Widow!
Husband: You’re not even gonna take a minute to think about…
Me: Nope
…
Husband: Should I be worried
Me: Yep

Til death do us part. Cause of was never specified. Just kidding🙃

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