Merriam Webster needs to add these definitions!
Photo blog #12 – A mother’s definition of ‘vacation’
What’s in a name?!
"Well, said Nancy, "how about Roger?"
Timber: "Rabbit."
"Theodore?"
"Chipmunk."
"John?"
"Toilet."
"Baby, any name you pick, if those little pests want to tease you, they'll figure something cruel to say...."
Photo blog #10 – Used-ish bike for sale
The owner can't be asking for much.š *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
Conversations with my brain…at 3 AM
Brain:...O.k., next up, I just want to, once again, draw your attention to the four baskets of laundry waiting to be folded.
Me: Yeah, I saw them. My eyes work just fine. I choose to ignore them for the time being.
Photo blog #9 – Baby got your tongue
Dangerous gamesš *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
5 Things I wish my husband wouldn’t do
I'll list my top 5 peeves, because if I don't limit myself, I would fill the internet.
Photo blog #8 – Boringš“
No, you're not boring me, mom. It's just my nap time. *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
The Gammy GummGumms Saga: Nursery Rhyme Rewrites
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall-Humpty Dumpty had a greatĀ fall-'Cause I pushed him!-He had it coming!
Baby TV conspiracy theoriesĀ – “Hungry Henry”
Poor Hungry Henry. All he wants is to have a meal at his friend George's restaurant. Instead, this so-called friend takes advantage of his gullibility time and time again. How, you ask? Read more to find out.
