I lost my phone the other day. Guess where I found it.
And so it begins…
Husbands say the darndest things
When your husband compares his tummy issues to childbirth ...
Would you rather…
Husband: Would you rather be a widow or divo...Me: Widow!Husband: You're not even gonna take a minute to think about...Me: Nope...Husband: Should I be worriedMe: YepTil death do us part. Cause of was never specified. Just kidding🙃 *If you enjoyed this post, check out more of my fiction here.
Wishful dreaming
If your Fairy Mother-in-Law would grant you one wish, what would you wish for?
The fight I wished would never end
Recently, my husband threw a silent tantrum for a week. It was bliss❣
Photo blog #14 – Imma ’bout to get choc-lit
Spirit: Think of the scale! Flesh: I'm WEAK. I have chocolate dependency issues. *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
Photo blog #12 – A mother’s definition of ‘vacation’
Merriam Webster needs to add these definitions!
What’s in a name?!
"Well, said Nancy, "how about Roger?"
Timber: "Rabbit."
"Theodore?"
"Chipmunk."
"John?"
"Toilet."
"Baby, any name you pick, if those little pests want to tease you, they'll figure something cruel to say...."
Photo blog #10 – Used-ish bike for sale
The owner can't be asking for much.😂 *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
Conversations with my brain…at 3 AM
Brain:...O.k., next up, I just want to, once again, draw your attention to the four baskets of laundry waiting to be folded.
Me: Yeah, I saw them. My eyes work just fine. I choose to ignore them for the time being.
Tie My Tubes Already 