Husband: Would you rather be a widow or divo...Me: Widow!Husband: You're not even gonna take a minute to think about...Me: Nope...Husband: Should I be worriedMe: YepTil death do us part. Cause of was never specified. 🙃
Spirit: Think of the scale! Flesh: I'm WEAK. I have chocolate dependency issues. *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
"Well, said Nancy, "how about Roger?"
"Baby, any name you pick, if those little pests want to tease you, they'll figure something cruel to say...."
Brain:...O.k., next up, I just want to, once again, draw your attention to the four baskets of laundry waiting to be folded.
Me: Yeah, I saw them. My eyes work just fine. I choose to ignore them for the time being.