Would you rather…

Husband: Would you rather be a widow or divo...Me: Widow!Husband: You're not even gonna take a minute to think about...Me: Nope...Husband: Should I be worriedMe: YepTil death do us part. Cause of was never specified. Just kiddingšŸ™ƒ *If you enjoyed this post, check out more of my fiction here.

What’s in a name?!

"Well, said Nancy, "how about Roger?"
Timber: "Rabbit."
"Theodore?"
"Chipmunk."
"John?"
"Toilet."
"Baby, any name you pick, if those little pests want to tease you, they'll figure something cruel to say...."

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