Husband: Would you rather be a widow or divo... Me:
Wishful dreaming
If your Fairy Mother-in-Law would grant you one wish, what would you wish for?
The strong little ant
A little ant learns there are several ways you can be strong
Fairy Tale Investigation (1) – The Big Bad Wolf
Nobody ever really knows the truth, do they? Every story has two sides, minimum. Unless you live under a rock, you've heard the story about the three little pigs and the big bad wolf. Or so you think. Poor little piggies had their houses blown down by the big, bad, mean, stinky, old, raggedy wolf?... Continue Reading →
What’s in a name?!
"Well, said Nancy, "how about Roger?"
Timber: "Rabbit."
"Theodore?"
"Chipmunk."
"John?"
"Toilet."
"Baby, any name you pick, if those little pests want to tease you, they'll figure something cruel to say...."
Conversations with my brain…at 3 AM
Brain:...O.k., next up, I just want to, once again, draw your attention to the four baskets of laundry waiting to be folded.
Me: Yeah, I saw them. My eyes work just fine. I choose to ignore them for the time being.
Mother’s Day
Doris woke up, immediately shut her eyes again, and heaved a heavy, weary sigh. Today was not going to be a good day. Most weren't, but today especially. She sat up slowly, making sure not to move the bed too much so that mister over there, who was snoring as usual, wouldn't wake up. She... Continue Reading →
The Gammy GummGumms Saga: Nursery Rhyme Rewrites
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall-Humpty Dumpty had a greatĀ fall-'Cause I pushed him!-He had it coming!
s-pletives & f-bombs
She looked at her living room floor. It looked like war had been waged here (a battle of toys to end all battles)...
Wanted…
Do you enjoy being drenched in the stench of poop all day long?
Do you enjoy walks around the block in the wee hours of the morning?...
Tie My Tubes Already 