She looked at her living room floor. It looked like war had been waged here (a battle of toys to end all battles)...
s-pletives & f-bombs
Photo blog #4 – Lactoholic
I was his enabler for almost a year. I am out of the milk dealing game. FOREVER! *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
Wanted…
Do you enjoy being drenched in the stench of poop all day long? Do you enjoy walks around the block in the wee hours of the morning?...
Photo blog #3 – Occupy…
Who's that sleeping in my bed?! The literal lumps I referred to in this old post. *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
Photo blog #2 – Hush mommy
My show is on🤣 *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
Photo blog #1 – Mamarazzi
They say a picture is worth 1000 words, so call this a lazy blogpost substitute. *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
Sorry, not sorry…life happened
Excuses😇
My first and last project of 2018
What my otherwise clever brain failed to realize while perusing and obsessing over the thousands of play kitchens I googled was that they don't come assembled.
Through rain an’ wind an’ weather
Back in June I won a smart watch, and this lucky event gave me the much needed jolt to kickstart my baby-weight loss journey. Certain things fizzled out pretty quickly, like keeping a food journal, and tracking my water intake and sleep patterns. But the bike riding continued, and so did the weight loss. In... Continue Reading →
Tsunami-esque terrible twos
I half expected him to spew vomit and do an Exorcist-headspin a couple of times. 'Oh, he's just possessed. That I can deal with...'
Tie My Tubes Already 