Merriam Webster needs to add these definitions!
Photo blog #12 – A mother’s definition of ‘vacation’
Photo blog #11: My son the Daredevil
Stairs are for babies, mom. You should know by now, I love a challenge.
What’s in a name?!
"Well, said Nancy, "how about Roger?"
Timber: "Rabbit."
"Theodore?"
"Chipmunk."
"John?"
"Toilet."
"Baby, any name you pick, if those little pests want to tease you, they'll figure something cruel to say...."
Mother’s Day
Doris woke up, immediately shut her eyes again, and heaved a heavy, weary sigh. Today was not going to be a good day. Most weren't, but today especially. She sat up slowly, making sure not to move the bed too much so that mister over there, who was snoring as usual, wouldn't wake up. She... Continue Reading →
Children are…
Children are a blessing... Children are a gift... Children are a blessing... Children are a gift... Children are a pain in my...blessing... Children are a gift... ... This is my mantra until I calm down. Just dumped Thing 2 at daycare after he threw a defcon level 1 fit. Why? He wanted to wear his... Continue Reading →
Photo blog #5 – zzZzZZzZ
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s-pletives & f-bombs
She looked at her living room floor. It looked like war had been waged here (a battle of toys to end all battles)...
Photo blog #4 – Lactoholic
I was his enabler for almost a year. I am out of the milk dealing game. FOREVER! *If you enjoyed this post, check out more photo blogs here.*
Wanted…
Do you enjoy being drenched in the stench of poop all day long?
Do you enjoy walks around the block in the wee hours of the morning?...
