If your Fairy Mother-in-Law would grant you one wish, what would you wish for?
Wishful dreaming
The strong little ant
A little ant learns there are several ways you can be strong
Fairy Tale Investigation (1) – The Big Bad Wolf
Nobody ever really knows the truth, do they? Every story has two sides, minimum. Unless you live under a rock, you've heard the story about the three little pigs and the big bad wolf. Or so you think. Poor little piggies had their houses blown down by the big, bad, mean, stinky, old, raggedy wolf?... Continue Reading →
What’s in a name?!
"Well, said Nancy, "how about Roger?"
Timber: "Rabbit."
"Theodore?"
"Chipmunk."
"John?"
"Toilet."
"Baby, any name you pick, if those little pests want to tease you, they'll figure something cruel to say...."
The Gammy GummGumms Saga: Nursery Rhyme Rewrites
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall-Humpty Dumpty had a great fall-'Cause I pushed him!-He had it coming!
s-pletives & f-bombs
She looked at her living room floor. It looked like war had been waged here (a battle of toys to end all battles)...
Wanted…
Do you enjoy being drenched in the stench of poop all day long?
Do you enjoy walks around the block in the wee hours of the morning?...
The cup and the sponge
She looked at the pile of cups, plates and half-used utensils that she had been ignoring for two days and felt herself die a little. "Am I the only adult with two functioning hands in this house?" she thought. "Doesn't this bother him?" Apparently, her husband could care less and she would, once again, be... Continue Reading →
The cleaning shrew
He woke up with a startle and was instantly put into a foul mood. He hadn't meant to fall asleep next to her, but she had that effect on him. As he looked around the room, his anger grew. She had done it again. Nothing was where he had left it. All the papers that... Continue Reading →
Tie My Tubes Already 